This is the most hilarious discussion about life that I have ever come across to. I feel him. This is how life should be. And we could all end up happy. No more tears and fears, just a very quick happy ending (No pun intended. LOL). If you are with me, raise your glasses and let’s drink to that!
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of time. What do you get at the end? A DEATH! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back inside the womb, then you spend you last nine months floating.
Then you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin, American stand up comedian.