Of course this is a cliche, but that won’t stop me from saying this, in fact, I am going to scream, “Lady, you ought to get laid!”
This goes out to you, you miserable you. Whatever you do, you will always be pathetic and annoying. For your information, those fake eyelashes of yours make you look more ridiculous than you already are.
Sweet night to me. Forever bad dreams to you. May I will never have to see you again.